"Men in Trees" star Anne Heche's husband Coley Laffoon claims she is pyschologically unfit to care for their 5-year-old son, Homer.
He says she exhibits "bizarre and delusional behavior." Hel-Lo? Actress? And like this is news? Dude, didn't you read her 2001 autobiograhy, "Call Me Crazy," that explained her 2000 meltdown and why she was wandering in Fresno, fried on Ecstasy, looking for spaceships manned by aliens/angels and calling herself Celestia, the half-sister of Jesus?
Laffoon also sez she has "bad parenting skills" and since he's been a camp counselor, he should get joint custody. She says he lets their son sit in on his weekly poker games. And it goes on and on and on...
Ellen DeGeneres's former girlfriend may actually be barking mad. Who knows. I sure don't. But she's not crazy enough to give the unemployed cameraman the $33,000 a month in spousal support he's asking for. Who can blame her by seeking solace at the Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge this week? Even aliens appreciate free stuff.
Photo Credits: "Yes, Celestia. I agree. The tennis shoes and Tshirt will be perfect for our next 7 day walk with God in the desert. And we'll need a lot of water for the long space ship journey back to our home planet." Update: Turns out that's not water. It's vodka, which should make the trip much more fun.
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