Hollywood's new code word: "Exhaustion"

Has anyone out there ever been hospitalized for exhaustion? How about any of your friends or family? Neighbors? Co-workers? That's what I thought.

Apparently, being famous must be super tiring. That's has to be why only celebrities get hospitalized for "exhaustion." Which is ironic because stars have armies of effort-saving minions: assistants, cooks, drivers, dog walkers, maids, manicurists, facialists, eyebrow shapers, hairstylists, makeup artists, clothing stylists, managers, publicists, agents, accountants. So why do they get so tired? And why don't the tens of thousands of single women holding down two jobs and trying to raise three or four kids ever get felled by "exhaustion?"