No, this is not the new Stone Face Celebrities exhibit at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Nor is it the new Inflatable Sex Dolls department at the Hustler boutique.

This is actually two real live women and self-created cultural icons  (and self-imposed non-smilers) - Strip Tease Queen Dita von Teese and Paparazzi Tease Queen Victoria Beckham posing at a Chanel fashion show in Paris.

Creepy, right? All that separates them is the cultivated pallor versus the air-brushed tan preference.

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