Here's a lovely little gown you will never see at the Oscars. This priceless creation flounced down the Heatherette runway this week during Mercedes-Benz Spring 2008 Fashion Week at Smashbox.

The smeared lipstick, raccoon eyes, dirty, matted hair... Gosh, wonder who inspired designer Richie Rich's to design this train wreck frock? Britney Spears or Courtney Love? Actually, not all of the collection was this bad. Some of it was much worse.

I just hope that stuff smeared all over this poor model is not what it looks like....

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