What the flock were they thinking?

This is a case of who looks worse - Tyra Banks or Elisha Cuthbert - in this mid-calf, high-waisted black dress with Dynasty-sized feathered shoulders.

The dress makes sexy Elisha look dumpy. And she makes it worse with a matronly bun and polite pumps. The dress is shorter on super-tall Tyra, who tries to add pizzazz with a silver clutch, bird's nest hair and wicked shoes that look like she found them sticking out from under a house. Yeah, you and your little dog, too!