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Jessica, Paris and Lindsay were spotted partying up a storm last weekend. But not together.
Jessica Simpson (and her faithful follicle minder Ken Paves) hit South Beach for Jess and her mom Tina's new swimsuit line's runway show at the Mercedes-Benz Miami Swim 2008 Week.
That's Ken working his magic on Jess's partially faux mane as she dances for the cameras at her Sky Bar after-party.
Ken and Jess are not just bosom buddies. They're also business partners in a line of clip-on hair extensions that are even sold at Sephora. Seriously. Click here if you don't believe me.
Meanwhile Paris Hilton, seemingly recovering nicely from her stint in jail, turned up sans her extensions at a Lia Sophia Clam Bake in Malibu. Her slightly frayed bob was tamed by a long silk scarf. 
Not quite sure where this beach/jewelry party fits in her post-prison spirituality plan and all those life-changing charitable ventures that she talked about with Larry King, but there you go.
Maybe it takes a while to figure out what charities you want to support. Yeah, that's it. Why, she's probably mulling that over even as she thrusts out a hip to try on her new (and free) Lia Sophia necklace.
Hey, if you're interested, you too can host a Lia Sophia party and maybe Paris will come to it! Just click here for information on the direct sales jewelry line. Think Avon. Or Tupperware.
As for Lindsay, the day she released from Promises rehab she headed straight for Pure nightclub in Las Vegas to celebrate a friend's birthday. Click here for more details. And here for still more from People.
Guess her rehab counselors neglected to tell Lindsay that she was gonna need to change 'people, places and things' if she wanted to stay sober. Oops. Their bad. Anyway, reports are that she only drank sugar-free Red Bull and Voss water. Riiiight.
Her rep also told People that Lindsay is voluntarily wearing an anti-booze ankle bracelet so that people won't think she's drinking if she goes to clubs where alcohol is being served. And I'm sure that'll work out just fine.
But guess who Lindsay hooked up that night....
Word is she stayed at Pure very late, partying with a few of her old pals. But she left with - who else - Cameron Diaz's recently dumped (and still married) magician Criss Angel! According to Access Hollywood, Lindsay and Criss left the club together, gambled a bit and were then escorted back to her suite at Caesar's Palace.
Any bets their night together was magical? After all, Criss must have a few tricks up his... sleeve.
Photo Credits: Entertainment attorney Mike Heller (left) Lindsay Lohan, her new friend magician Criss Angel and Steve Davidovici at Pure Saturday night.
All photos - WireImage
At least she tried to improve her 'habits' by sticking it out in rehab. She looks as tho' she took some of that time to inflate, sorry ,I mean, improve her bustline?
I doubt if any of that crowd could get derive any benefit from more education. Probably think they know everything there is to know ! Certainly where the 'best' parties are.
Posted by: winnie | July 17, 2007 at 09:44 AM
What wastes.
Posted by: Dave | July 16, 2007 at 03:12 PM
Lindsay's guy Criss (if you can call a married man "hers") is bad news: the jaw jutted high in the air, the tacky large jewelry with cap, the showy ring as he hugs his buds...He's using you and any celeb to get into pix, a media hog. Cameron must have finally figured that out. Change your friends, girl, or back to rehab you go.
--- Better yet, why don't all three of them -- LIndsay, Paris and Jessica -- to back to school and at least get a 2-yr community college degree. Very edifying for our young girls, who emulate them, to see them trying to decipher the mysteries of what to do with a book.
Any coincidence that all three are totally uneducated? What will they do when they can't wear those bikinis anymore? I guess like Paris' and Jessica's parents, live off of, er, "manage," THEIR kids.
Meanwhile, as these useless nitwits are glorified and envied for their flamboyance and wealth and all the sex they can get (except Jessica), our Mayor and all politicians are pilloried for a fraction of the same infractions. Must be hard for our young kids to navigate this hypocritical world.
Posted by: linda | July 16, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Lindsay's guy Criss (if you can call a married man "hers") is bad news: the jaw jutted high in the air, the tacky large jewelry with cap, the showy ring as he hugs his buds...He's using you and any celeb to get into pix, a media hog. Cameron must have finally figured that out. Change your friends, girl, or back to rehab you go.
Better yet, why don't all three of them -- LIndsay, Paris and Jessica -- to back to school and at least get a 2-yr community college degree. Wouldn't it be fun to see the three of them together, in one room, cracking a book, and wondering what to do with it?
Any coincidence that all three are totally uneducated? What will they do when they can't wear those bikinis anymore? I guess like Paris' and Jessica's parents, live off of, er, "manage," THEIR kids.
Meanwhile, as these useless nitwits are glorified and envied for their flamboyance and wealth and all the sex they can get (except Jessica), our Mayor and all politicians are pilloried for a fraction of the same infractions. Must be hard for our young kids to navigate this hypocritical world.
Posted by: linda | July 16, 2007 at 12:03 PM