Last year it was rumored that avid Scientologist Tom Cruise had Katie Holmes inseminated with the long frozen seed of Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard. I know. Sounds far-fetched. But this is a religion that teaches our world was created 75 million years ago by evil Prince Xenu who remedied galactic overpopulation by transporting beings from 76 other planets to earth, then exploding them and putting their thetans on electronic ribbons.  Got that? If not, click here. Then let's proceed. A second celebrity Scientology birth looms. Here Bodhi Elfman is clearly attempting to imprint positive red carpet engrams on Jenna Elfman's fetus at the recent premiere of "Wild Hogs."  Is there a secret plan to breed a new race of super Scientologist celebrities who will rule the world? And who will be the next Hubbard surrogate womb? Tom and Katie's new BFs Jennifer Lopez or Jenny  McCarthy?

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