What's happening to Kirsten Dunst? Have we all been so preoccupied with Anna Nicole's body and Britney Spears' bald head that we've missed Kirsten's cries for help? Dunst showed up at the Gagosian Gallery last night - for Damien Hirst's new "Superstition" collection - looking scary. Look, Kiki, it's too bad that "Marie Antoinette" didn't do better this awards season. It sucks. It should have been you getting dressed up like a princess in a Chanel gown and going to the Oscars this Sunday. Instead that padded old fart Helen Mirren gets nominated. It's like, so not fair!  But it's time to pull yourself together and move on. And as for Orlando Bloom dating that hot tamale Salma Hayek, so what?  And who cares if Jake Gyllenhaal is involved with that little Miss Smartie Pants Natalie Portman. And Tobey Maguire is too straight an arrow for an edgy party girl like you. Anyway, forget men for a while. You need to focus on you and your needs. And you also need a bath.

To see more photos of sad little Kiki, read on.