If this is true, we don't need to wait for Global Warming. I think I speak for women everywhere when I say that if Oscar-winner George Clooney is seriously dating/boinking/romancing Pam Anderson, the world has officially ended and life has become empty and meaningless. There's no reason to go on. George's guy, Stan Rosenfield, is up here in Santa Barbara on his cell phone somewhere. I gotta ask him about this before he leaves town. I'd rather hear that George is seeing Arianna Huffington. Seriously.

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