Wardrobe Malfunction? Bah! Nothing topples Emma Thompson's tea cart.

"Oh, Dear. Pardon me while I rearrange myself and tuck my breasts back in," the Oscar/BAFTA-winning British actress ("Howard's End," Sense and Sensibility") told an agog reporter at the Gallery on Lindbrook afterparty for the "Stranger Than Fiction" premiere, as she stuffed the mischievous mammaries back inside her slinky white Roberto Cavalli gown.

Then she confessed she was going to have to return the dress the next day. You gotta love this gal.

Photo Credits: Careful, Emma. Those babies are liable to leap out at a moment's notice!
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