Rumors are swirling about the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pre-nup that will guarantee Katie $3 million a year and a Montecito mansion, if she stays married to the Scientologist star for ten years. After ten years, community property laws take over and she gets half his everything. But better ask Nicole Kidman how that ten year bit works, Kate. Remember Nic got the boot just before the big fat pay-off. 

Anyway, it’s refreshing to hear about one Hollywood couple who didn’t need no stinkin’ prenup and had a small, sweet ceremony at a friend's beach house with just one paparazzi.

The bitch - I mean, the bride -  Emma Ball, was radiant in a white chiffon gown adorned with white roses. The handsome stud - sorry, groom - was Bob Bernholtz-Williams and the couple tied the leash - sorry, knot - last week.

Darn, you figured it out. Yup, they’re dogs.

Bob belongs to Andrea Bernholtz, president of Rock & Republic, the hot and hip denim company. And Emma belongs to Michael Ball,  Rock and Republic CEO and head designer. Irony Alert: Katie is a fan of R&R jeans and sat in the front row at a recent runway show.

Doggie nuptial details: There was a 3-tier wedding cake from Three Dog Bakery, the place that did Pamela Anderson’s dog’s wedding cake. Party favors included cool stuff like Chewy Vuitton furry purses and I-Paws squeaky toys. After the ceremony, the couple was whisked off on a motorcycle that read “Just Married.”

No info on the honeymoon because word is Emma is already one month pregnant.

Wow. That is like so Hollywood.

Photo Credit: Studly Bob and his blushing bride Emma before exchanging tender butt sniffs at their beachfront wedding ceremony. Photo courtesy of Think PR.