Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Donatella Versace plans to attend the Oscars on March 5. According to the fashion bible WWD, the Italian designer will head to Los Angeles via New York where she’ll check in on her newly reopened Fifth Avenue Versace boutique.

What will she wear? Duh. Let’s see, starts with a V….

But what will happen if diva Donatella comes face-to-face with her doppleganger — super-unpretentious all-American country music superstar Dolly Parton — nominated for best song and also attending the Oscars and hitting some after-parties?

Won’t this cause some kind of rip in the fabric of the universe, like on a "Star Trek" rerun?

With the end of the world just weeks away, here's a distracting tidbit: Donatella is a big fan of the award-winning “Desperate Housewives” series and she even gets DVDs of the show sent to her in Milan. Her favorite character? Like you had to ask.

"I love Bree because she is so perfect that she is almost ridiculous,” she told WWD.

Like we used to say in fifth grade, takes one to know one.

Photo: Versace addict Jennifer Lopez and Donatella Versace at the recent reopening of her New York boutique.
(Jemal Countess / WireImage)